I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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