Christians are straight up FREAKS
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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