There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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