You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I am one with the molecules
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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