I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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