You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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