her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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