This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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