this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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