I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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