I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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