apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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