if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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