Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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