Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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