I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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