Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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