And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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