he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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