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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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