# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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