Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I woke up under a house in Key West
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