He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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