we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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