You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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