i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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