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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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