Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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