Michael Bay diarrhea
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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