We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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