so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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