dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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