It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
How's work?
Spinning.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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