Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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