Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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