I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I have demons in me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
is this the sara with the beer cane?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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