so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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