The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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