Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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