Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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