How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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