yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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