She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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