idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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