did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sext me about skeletons
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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