I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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