I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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