Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
