I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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