OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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