I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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