i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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