Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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