Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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