lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
